Random Autobiography

I love people.  I have been invaded by fire ants biting me and making me shout. I had a crush with a girl, when I was a teenager and once I kissed her once on the cheek, she dated a friend of mine after.  I used to rang somebody's doorbell and ran away, until I was caught.   I won the first place, from the whole battalion in mile run and "second" on shooting range; while training in JROTC when I was a teen.  If I see snow, it takes me to Olympia and frosty Mount Rainier. I lived in a farm for three months but abhorred milking the cow at 5 in the morning daily.  She kicked me once on the hand.  I went to jail.  My dream was to stand on top of the World Trade Center and look at the buildings, Central Park, Manhattan.

I once let my father's bird fly away from his cage.  He was not happy with that.  I was made, or conceived in the USA.  I've crossed the Sonoran desert walking.  My favorite color is magenta.  As a kid I wet the bed.  I married, at 19  years old to exactly the type of woman I desired, since I was in high school or even jr high.  I was a small kid in elementary and always got bullied on. I had a girlfriend that used to hit me.  I was popular in High School. I love fun.  I have attempted many projects in my life and many of them failed.  I became a webmaster in my teen years).  I love scuba diving.  I once tried to fix the world and also failed.  I grew up in two countries.  I love Life and Earth.  I love people.  My favorite fruit is Mango.  I think the Earth is Flat.